Thursday, May 28, 2009

Columbus meets Chief Kookamunga

Probably the two questions I'm most often asked are: "When did you start writing, and who planted the first seeds?"

Some writers may not be able to pinpoint an exact event or pivotal point. Not so with me. It was my fifth grade teacher, Miss Mary, as we students called her. She was my catalyst. Otherwise a shy child, I loved to write book reports and read them to the class. Each ended with a cliffhanger, causing several classmates to get into a scrabble over who would get the book next.

One day after I read a book report on a popular mystery, Miss Mary, smiled broadly and announced, "One day, Laurie will be an author."

Those words stuck somewhere in my my. No one had ever inspired me to become anything. I tucked her words away in the depths of my heart and clung to them through the years.

And though Miss Mary was an encourager, she was a stickler for discipline. One day I discovered this the hard way. She assigned the class to write an essay describing the perils Columbus must have endured on his journey to discover The New World. While the rest of the class groaned over the homework, all sorts of creative ideas spun around in my head. Where should I go with this story? Oh, the possibilities!

I pulled the memory of the essay from the recesses of my mind and filled in the blanks to give you an idea of what my fifth-grade teacher was up against. My version of Columbus's perilous journey went something like this:

Columbus's Catastrophe
Once upon a time there was a man named Christopher Columbus. They called him Chris for short. Chris just knew the world was not flat like a pancake. But how could he prove it was round like a globe? Especially when he couldn't find anybody who would back him, or give him ships and the supplies he needed to cross the Atlantic Ocean, so he could discover the New World.

After traveling to several countries to beg the kings and queens, Queen Isabella of Spain finally gave in. She agreed to give him whatever he needed, but only if he promised to bring her bushel baskets of gold. Chris said he would then loaded the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria with food and water. They couldn't take milk or orange juice since neither electricity or refrigerators had been invented. You see, this was before Thomas Edison was born. And because they didn't have any oranges on board, some of the crew members died from scurvy. That's when you don't have enough Vitamin C in your body. Chris and the others had to toss the dead bodies overboard so they wouldn't stink up the ship.

One night the Nina was destroyed in a raging storm. Waves as high as the Empire State Building struck the ship and tossed it about until it sank. On the morning of October 12, 1492, Columbus Day, a man on deck of one of the other ships spotted sea gulls flying around the ship. Another man saw something green in the distance. He yelled, "Land Ho!" Everyone on board started dancing danced and yelling. The Pinta and Santa Maria soon docked in the bay of the West Indies. (Remember the Nina met her Waterloo in the storm.)

The crew was still whooping and hollering when they docked. The Wakoochie Indians on the island heard the loud commotion and armed themselves with spears, then ran to investigate. Before they reached the shore, Christopher and his men shimmied up coconut, banana and pineapple trees in search of fruit to cure their scurvy. When they reached the treetops, they started shaking them to loosen the fruit. Coconuts, bananas, and pineapples, fell like humongous hailstones, and bounced off the Indians' heads, knocking them to the ground. Some were out cold.
The more fruit that fell, the madder the conscious Indians became, until only six braves were standing. Those six rattled Chris's banana tree until his teeth chattered and he could hang on no longer. His grip slipped and he yelled, "Tim-ber!" before he smacked the ground flat on his back. When he opened his eyes, he looked up into six pair of vicious ones staring down at him. The Indians with red and yellow war paint smeared across their noses grabbed Chris by the arms and yanked him to his feet.

In the meantime, Chris's crew scrambled down from their trees, arms loaded with fruit, and high-tailed it to the ships. With yellow streaks down their backs they pulled up the anchors, hoisted the sails, and yelled, "Ship Ahoy!" Then they pointed the ships toward Spain. A big gust of wind blew them out to sea while a forlorn Chris watched them leave him behind. But he had more pressing problems.

The Wakoochie Indians prodded Chris at spear point toward the village square. One last shove and Chris found himself inside the chief's teepee. Big Chief Kookamunga was a hefty, pot-bellied man. They interrupted him as he finished off a pineapple. The yellow juice dripped from his heavy jowls onto his protruding belly. He wiped his face with the back of his hand. Pointing to Columbus, he commanded his natives with one word. "Raka!"

It must have had something to do with fire because the natives found a rope and bound Chris from shoulder to ankle. When the knot was tied, they dragged him to the center of the village and tied him to a stake. A few minutes later while two natives were busy striking flint rocks to start the fire, Chief Kookamunga jostled out of his tee-pee toward them shouting, "Oola! Oola!"

Chris found out it meant, "Wait! I've got a better idea." The chief grunted and pointed to a large cannon a ways down the beach. The Indians pulled Chris from the stake and hauled him to the cannon still bound. They stuffed him inside, feet first and belly down. He struggled and tried protest, but it was no use. They had crammed his mouth full of riped bananas and the ropes were really tight.
The Indians turned the cannon toward the ocean and aimed it up and out. Chief Kookamunga lit the cannon and fired the shot that propelled Chris into the sky like a missile. The other natives stood by and watched him grow smaller with every passing second.

To this day no one knows what happened to Christopher Columbus. We can only guess. So, if on some clear, moonlit night you happen to see a shooting star, stop and salute it, because it might be Christopher Columbus still orbiting the earth. I wonder: Does he knows it's round yet?

By the time I finished reading the essay, the class was in hysterics. The girls giggled and the boys slapped their knees and roared. As I stood proudly, and giggling too, I felt sure I an A+ was coming my way for my rendition of the Columbus story.

Then, a gruff voice behind me spoke. "Laurie!”

I turned to look at Miss Mary. One eyebrow was arched and she was not smiling. I felt the air deflate from my ego before she said, “I want you to re-write that story. And this time, make it more realistic."

My face burned. I thought the story was perfect. And the class loved it. Besides, I wasn't sure of the meaning of "realistic." But that day I reluctantly added it to my vocabulary. Not that I've used it very often since.

Although Miss Mary spurred my imagination in 5th grade, she also reined it. No know the power of his or her words, how they will affect another. I credit Miss Mary with planting a seed that would one day sprout into a desire to become an author.
Miss Mary has been gone for decades, but her son made an appearance at a book signing for my first release, Journey To Forgiveness.” In his words: “I had to meet the student who dedicated her book to my mother.”

Have you had a similar writing experience? Post a comment and tell me all about it. I'd love to hear from you. We can all learn from each others' experiences.

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Sharon Donovan said...

LOL Laurie! What a ten-year old imagination you had on you, girlfriend. No wonder Miss Mary encouraged you to keep writing. I don't have anything remotely similar, but as you know, before the loss of my vision, art was my passion. Creativity blooms in a variety of gardens. And when a teacher at the local college encouraged me to write about my struggles with diabetic retinopathy, a new dream resurrected. I began writing to inspire others through hope. I thank God for my family, friends and for those who encouraged me to pursue a new dream...writing. And I say three cheers to Miss Mary for planting the seed in you to write. I'm sure she is proudly beaming down at you from the billowy clouds. Best of luck with this presentation. you rock it, Laurie!
Sharon Donovan

Donna B said...

What a hoot! The kids must have loved it! I can imagine the riot that caused - just think - you rewrote the annals of history LOL. Imagine that, you got your first rejection that young and came back to prove yourself! Good job!

Emma Lai said...

My first story was about Glartian the Martian...a little Martian boy who looked different from all of the other little Martians. He was lonely, but finally found a little girl willing to accept his uniqueness. Hhm...who knew?

Laurean Brooks said...

Sharon, Every time I think about your life and what you've conquered, I am inspired. You have inspired me in a lot of other ways, too.

I will always remember Miss Mary. Someday I will see her in heaven and thank her appropriately.

Laurean Brooks said...


I know I rewrote the annals of history. So why isn't it written that way in the books? Frustrating!

Yes, Miss Mary gave me my first rejection, but without her planting the first seed, who knows where I'd be?

Seriously, the experience taught me to write more objectively and realistically...uh when I HAD to.

Laurean Brooks said...

Emma Lai,

I love it! Glartian the Martian. I would love to read that one. Ever thought of making it into a Sci-fi?

Thanks for dropping by. Happy writing to all! Tomorrow is that big 30-minute presentation. Ooooh!

S. said...


I love this, it's wonderful! LOL What a creative imagination, and I wonder if old Chris ever did discover the earth is round? LOLOL

I must've been around ten years old too, when I wrote my first *story.* My older brother's and sister's friends came over one weekend night, and we were all wondering how to pass the time. We decided to act out the movies, or something, but had no script. Well, being a huge Nancy Drew fan, I wrote a ten or twelve page *whatever* called Midnight Horror. Funny how I remember the title, but can't really recall what it was all about, except some kind of spooky house and a real ugly spook to go with it. LOL

Miss Mae

Mary Ricksen said...

That ,Laurean, was just hysterical!
And in your naivete, just assumed you could write a good story and get over? Well you can and you are right now!! Isn't that amazing.

Laurean Brooks said...

Miss Mae, Thanks for dropping by and loving my debut story. Hee-hee. I would love to have read yours. Just goes to your kids. What they do throws strong hints on what they'll become. Kinda spooky! Whew!

Laurean Brooks said...

Mary, thank you for your compliment. Yes and my imagination still runs wild. I can't keep my characters under control. That's not only evidenced in my h/h, Jenny and Austin, in JOURNEY TO FORGIVENESS, but even old Oscar (the goofy mama's boy who's in hot pursuit of Jenny) and his overly protective, whiny mother, "Nora". But Austin throws a cog or two in Oscar's wheel. Hee-hee!

Laurean Brooks said...

Anyone who hasn't viewed the "Journey To Forgiveness" book trailer, please do so. Just keep scrolling down. It's not hard to find and well worth the "eyes of Austin." Whew! What more can I say?

Pamela S Thibodeaux said...

Cute, cute, cute Laurean!

I don't have any stories like this, I was always a reader, never thought about writing until in my 20's.

I'm the guest over at Roni Adams blog if you get a chance to stop by!


Rachel Rossano said...

LOL! I really enjoyed that Laurie. I can easily envision your classmates amusement. :)

I haven't always known I was going to be a writer. Initially I was just a reader, but then I wasn't happy how the books I read turned out. So, I started writing my own endings, the ones I wanted, in my head. Then I started making up my own stories in my head, telling them to myself and my sisters at night as we were falling asleep. Finally, I had the brilliant idea of putting my words down on paper. ;) Thus began my writing career. :)

Laurean Brooks said...


I did the same thing. My little brothers and sister had to endure my "Once upon a time" stories almost every night. Of course they usually fell asleep before I was through.

My sister, 18 months older, and I were both crazy about the same certain cowboy when we were in early teens. After we went to bed, she and I would each think up a romantic story about the cowboy and ourselves. She would tell hers, then I would try to better her. It would go on and on. We'd start to giggle.

Then Mama's voice would boom out from across the hall. "If you don't shut your mouths, I'll come in there and you'll wish you had!"

We would shut up and go to sleep...until the next night.